Despite his appearance "The Snoozer" is a formidable super-villain with countless victims in his timeless crusade to get you to as little as possible, for as long as possible. Widely credited for decimating the great work ethic and "can do" attitude that characterized early America, The Snoozer has effectively replaced it with an "ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you" attitude. And he likes to spend lots of time on your couch with his favorite minions: Distraction, Entitlement, and Short Cut.